Speaking of Spooky the Cat

The cat is making me crazy. Since it seems he is more senior than Moses, the vet wants to protect the health of his kidneys by putting him on canned food. Or at least kidney-friendly dry food:

He thinks not.

After his most recent appointment, I decided to give canned food another shot. As a supplement, if you will. I bought a bunch of different varieties. This is what he does to them:

He laps up all of the "gravy" and rejects the "morsels". He will touch nothing "ground" or "minced" or "pâté". He will touch nothing that has been already refridgerated, only fresh from the can (or pouch). Gravy. Fresh from the can or pouch.

Is he kidding me?