Me: Ainslie, do you want to get down?
Of course she wanted to get down. I wanted her to say "down".
Ainslie: (continues to squirm)
Me: (to my brother) Does she know the word "down"?
Scott: (shrugs) She knows "up".
Ansline: (mumbles something that might have been) Down.
I put her down.
Ainslie: (to my brother) UP! DOWN! UP! DOWN!
At that moment, Alex came tearing into the room, ran head first into the kitchen cabinet and landed sprawled all over the floor. He was not hurt, and may have done it to amuse his sister in a comic book sort of way.
Ainslie: HA HA! DOWN!
People. She sounded exactly like Nelson Muntz: