Post Modern Ridiculous

My mother is going to have a fit that I am taking pictures in the bathroom again, but I have a point:

This is the sink in the ladies' room of the new Crate & Barrel in Old Orchard. Never mind why I was there.

The picture doesn't do it justice. The stone sink descends at an angle to that dark line, which is actually the drain. Motion sensor faucets on either side of that tres chic little soap dispenser.

With the same cheap pink soap that can be found in any rest stop in the state of Illinois.

I realize that Living the Brand or whatever extends to the facilities. But I am rolling my eyes at whomever thought this was a good idea. Wait until the 7th graders find it - they'll never be able to clean up the mess.