"I think it has a real name, but I don't know what it might be. It's...um...modern art or something. People like to take pictures. It cost a zillion dollars and then a whole bunch more when they have to clean it and stuff."
Then I started taking camera-phone pictures with them:
|That's the building from Adventures in Babysitting. Why are the windows out?!|
|That's the Pritzker Pavilion. Where they have Lollapalooza and the rallies when the Bulls win championships and stuff.|
|Hey, look! The Hancock Building is peeking over there! No. I dunno why it's famous.|
|This tree gives back. That's so Da Mare.|